The sappier version of this story is that as soon as I heard the love of my life call me "Robin" I knew that I wanted them to call me that for the rest of my life.
Comic, 19 panels
Panel 1 - Chief holding a clipboard, looking up from it. "Oh hell. Identity Department. This is gonna be a madhouse."
Panel 2 - She enters a door labelled "IDENTITY"
Panel 3 - Several Brain Cells all standing or sitting at various consoles and desks, staring ahead with stunned, wide-eyed expressions, but otherwise doing nothing.
Panel 4 - Chief approaches the head of Identity, weaing a lab coat, who is also staring slightly up with wide eyes. Chief speaks "Why is everyone just standing around? There's a lot you need to be doing."
Panel 5 - Identity points up. Chief turns her gaze to follow her finger.
Panel 6 - Everyone looking up at a giant monitor with glowing green letters reading "NAME:" with a blank field and blinking cursor.
Panel 7 - Chief and Identity both wide eyed in fear. Chief: "Oh shit" Identity "I know."
Panel 8 - They turn to each other, panicking. Chief: "It takes us like forty five minutes to name a video game character!" Identity "I KNOW!"
Panel 9 - "Much, much later..." Real World Me sitting on a couch, blank stare on her face.
Panel 10 - Zooming closer to Real Me's face.
Panel 11 - Even closer, on one eye. Inside the eye, a scene in the Identity Department.
Panel 12 - Identity and Chief, sitting among scattered coffee cups and chinese takeout and looking very tired. There is a whiteboard with many suggested and rejected names behind them.
Panel 13 - Identity looks up, and speaks "What about... uh... Rach--" Chief, without looking at her, cuts her off "No. Stop suggesting that."
Panel 14 - Identity's head droops again. They sit in silence.
Panel 15 - In the real world, my spouse Jordan, sitting next to me on the couch, offers "What about Robin?"
Panel 16 - Chief and Identity look up in sudden surprise and realization.
Panel 17 - Chief typing on a keyboard. [SFX: "Tika Taka Tika Taka"]
Panel 18 - The giant screen reads "NAME: ROBIN"
Panel 19 - The various Robins in the identity department celebrate as colorful confetti rains down everywhere. There is hugging, cheering, and relief. Chief standing front and center says, very proudly, "We did it."